Cover Me

In an (n)ever going attempt to keep the neon lights alit, Misfit Psycles is pleased to announce product and promotional expansion: Ghetto Cozies: BUY NOW. Genuine, custom, disposable, one-of-any-kind beer and spirit (or other barbiturate) concealers. Available exclusively at www.psyclestore.com, each and every Ghetto Cozy is hand drawn by hand exclusively for profit and self amusement (not entirely in that order). Promotional cozies of other sorts are ...

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ALC-B diSSent Frame Sale

How's about this... NEW diSSent ALC-B frames, 650$ plus shipping. In-stock (that is sizes and colours) ONLY. Sorry folks, discount does NOT apply to NEW diSSent ALC (chain only) frames. That works out to 225 off SRP. Dealer? Appropriate dealer discounts available to match...but you have to email your orders...still...because... BUY NOW: http://goo.gl/T1h7l

That is That. So There.

Despite mine best distractions, the caps, all the ones (pre) ordered, have shipped. This there is all that remains*; On the left, Small/Medium. On the right, Large/Extra Large. * Budgetary constraints may not allow for another tri-colour order of this size, this season...subsequent order(s) may be limited to single colour/single art...TBD. Not (Yet) Too Late. In other snooze, it would seem that riders and would ...

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Getting Straight

So many messes, too few less-esteemed minions willing to work for praise and Dicky fodder. As it is, there are no less than 8 Corporate Psycles projects under(my)way and in desperate need of conclusion. Some old, some news. Each important in its own light. All stalled somewhere along and long before completion. In no particular order: Misfit Psycles (OCA) Affiliation CENSORED Misfit Psycles Influencer Initiative Misfit Psycles Jersey CENSORED ...

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Happy Endings

There are some and a few things on the near horizon...some you even need to know about. Team Misfit Psycles Resurrection - OCA Affiliation Sponsorship/Pro/Influencer Program - Acknowledged Riders Fuck Yo Fat Bike - A biased study of why your FatBike is irrelevant Sale of the Year - The 20 point 13 promotion continues Basically, you need to be item 1, you want to be item 2, as much as you ...

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Garage Sale Psycles

Did some cleaning up...as these items are super exclusive and incredibly collectable...you need to CONTACT US to arrange the details...it shouldn't be all that painful. Misfit Psycles diSSent AL in size EXTRA LARGE with MK.ii sliders, RAW finish. 175$ plus standard shipping. Slider discussions HERE. Misfit Psycles diSSent AL in size LARGE with MK.iii sliders, BLACK finish. 250$ plus standard shipping. Slider discussions HERE. White Brothers FLUID 110 ...

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Dead but not Gone

Obviously. It's been nearly impossible to generate anything in terms of (LIESNSHITE) content that stretches anywhere or much beyond the 10 second flashes already posted on FacePsycles. So bad so, I'd sack the blog entirely if not for the fact that it's so been done, by so many, already. Doing so now would suggest that my doing so was done after the fact. And we can't have that. Instead, this is ...

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Some of the Times

Earlier, I found my(personal)self embroiled, ensnared by entangulation even, in the violent clutches of a Corporate Psycles drama. The culmination of a (month long) battle over tolerance, compliance and general dis-order. A drama so dramatized that feelings, feelings I knew not I had, were awoken. Some were agitated. Others, violated. Many merely wandered the hallowed halls seeking refuge within memories of past triumphs gone (less) awry. A struggle ...

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Breck Epic Stage 0

Like the most, I have grown accustomed to enduring tales of whoa whilst travelling. Todays adventures where of the not sort. No lines. No attitudes. No problems. Aside from the majority of this time, which I invested in boredom, I had an opportunity to finalize most all the necessary calculations. Calculations that, while meaningless, would result in thoughts, some of which motivated me towards a process of action that would (...

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Tee Minus

Within an hour of yesterdays post, Stan's NoTubes answered. Introductions made, digits exchanged, words spoken, questions asked and heads scratched. Stan-service was most knowledgable, predictably, but they also proved  excellent in the art of (re)direction.  Repeatedly and oft (re)focusing my stabby wit back and unto the more relevant Stan-facts of note. This epic Corporate summit ultimately culminated in decisions being decided and declarations being declared. Mere hours thereafter, ...

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MisfitPsycles: Press Release

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE. June 25, 2012 Misfit Psycles Corporation.   Bolton Ontario, CANADA. The relatively unknown but periodically popular despite itself single speed company, Misfit Psycles, is pleased to announce the passing of a wondrous milestone on Friday June 22, 2012. It was on that past Friday the 22nd that a man named Noah placed the 2500th order at PSYCLESTORE (the Misfit Psycles direct sales website). In accordance with the contest promise, Noah's order was ...

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Today and Only Today – No News

Bike Rumor kindly confirmed the validity of an email I received earlier in the day from NINER BIKES. I looked at the pictures. Skimmed for text. Full (news) letter Here (it's a long one). The new SIR 9 caught most of (their) headlines; Oversized head tube; allowing for new headset options and tapered forks. Modified Reynolds down tube; increasing fork clearance and decreasing stresses at that new head tube. Addition of ...

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No. Do Not Go There. It Smells. Thoughts of Such Will Make Your Ears Bleed Pepsi.

Six Fifty B. 650B. Not 26, not 29. Misfit Psycles (in accordance with corporate policy) considered then ignored this rumbling advance, each time, for some time. 2008 specifically. For the most and major part, so has much of the cycling world. At least mass manufacturingly speaking. Then someone (someone more corporate) got a good case of that wind. Someone, it seems, with just enough clever to determine that they might and actually could ...

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Coming Soon. And Later.

This past weekend, the creative onslaught it was, proved to be both invigorating and insightful...not just in a 'my kids draw way creepier pictures than yours' way either. Designs were promised. And even MORE designs were completed. Some of these designs, less upsetting than other designs, if only in contrast to others that were the more so. While I don't see this.  It is what I'm told. Perhaps that's ...

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But Do it Stink?

(Positive) reviews of Misfit Psycles products are wholeheartedly encouraged... Albeit. Held for review review. Reviews, praise and focus hatred do also and frequently show in other places, in other forms. Emails. Forums. Latenight texts. (Looney, Dicky) Recently, in the comment section of a (new) order appeared this ditty; While praise or insult or vague mis-direction of some limited ilk is not entirely uncommon (in the COMMENTS section) I found this ...

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