Question number 7 (of 65) of the WHAT THE FUCK list for kids. Because that is what its come to. What would happen if it really did rain cats and dogs? In order to respond appropriately, and by appropriately I mean within the context of the intended exercise and not within the confines of any actual multiversal reality (which starts and ends with; it just can't asshole), there is another, more pertinent ...
Six Fifty B. 650B. Not 26, not 29. Misfit Psycles (in accordance with corporate policy) considered then ignored this rumbling advance, each time, for some time. 2008 specifically. For the most and major part, so has much of the cycling world. At least mass manufacturingly speaking. Then someone (someone more corporate) got a good case of that wind. Someone, it seems, with just enough clever to determine that they might and actually could ...
In much addition to the diSSent FE resurrection, the diSSent KD also received a short kick to the stays of mine delays. As would be another new first, FACEBOOK had the it long ago. Breaking Psycle News posted hap-hazardly on social media. Unpossible. After much deliberation and tubing consideration, Renny (YESS PRODUCTS) and I finalized the terms of the diSSent KD's (ALC edition) pending release. Why ALC? Firstly. I've learned (...
A brief bulletin of be causes to be championed or challenged during my (eventual) bid to become mayor. Prime Minister. Sheriff. Deity. Installation of a world-wide Ban on ALL Support Causes. We do not support Cancer or Autism or Homelessness or any shitty thing we don't want for ourselves, we fight them. Writing that inane slogan on a fake ribbon and applying it to your bumper only makes you a ...
I will simply say the following. Domestic CNC components will replace imported items effective April 2 (so as to NOT be considered an joke). This will include ALL sliders, hangers and small components for the BONER. BONER Tensioner is in final production. Shipping and pricing to be confirmed this week. If it is NOT, I will publish the personal contact details of the man controlling the CNC for the Boner-bodies. All ...
The latest edition of (Canadian) CYCLIST MAGAZINE is OUT. IN it, a featured article (simply) entitled Made in Canada. The article is (der) penned with a Canadian slant, the obvious and essential premise is to highlight the state of cycle manufacture in Canada. All things equal (through magic of metric conversionalism) the crux of the article applies to all of North America. Warning: Don't linger too long on the cyber ...
Short Story: Make up your fucking mind! Long Story: Help me make up my mind whilst I pretend the indecision is entirely yours! I have no intention of bantering about the same-olde same-as ideological rhetoric surrounding COUNTRY OF ORIGIN that I have countless times in the past...but I will. I have to. Truth be told, I better exploited this subject back in NOVEMBER. Trouble is, I don't feel any ...
I know Tom is going to be all eeeeehhhh and all. Mostly because he keeps obsessing over it. Speaking of wee said, I particularly enjoyed the part where he declared Bikeland OUT of the equation...silly Tom, assumptions are for adults. No, this doesn't mean project domesticus is dead...just put plainly back into perspective. Suffice to say, if I was to retail the above for what Niner retails the ...
Okay. I get it. You didn't. The other day there was lots to say and the words to say it all came a little too naturally. As words tend do when you are either inebriated beyond a heightened level of muddle or when what it is that you are intent on saying doesn't really matter in the first place. The point, if there ever was a point, was really quite ...
PsycleLab(s) Thomas and I are off to Interbike. Not that there's anything wrong with that. Except. The last 26 have been Breck, BTAC and Crank. The next 4 will offer Interbike and the Epic8. When is too much of a good thing bad? Right about when, and then. The season that never was quickly became and now, can't end fast enough. I've missed much, to recap; Breck Conclusion - I never ...
While the Trans-Sylvania Epic Edition of the diSSent ALC contest may have been decided, the contest spirit LIVES in each of you...it shall return...read on and BE PREPARED. MOST of the submissions are HERE. The originals were taken by Rachel, she is going to immortalize them in a scrapbook. MOST because the winning entry by Mike 'Evan' Festa is NOT. I deserve the new Misfit frame because I ...
If it isn't entirely or widely well know that's probably because it hasn't been made very clear. Misfit Psycles Inc is currently and officially considering a vastly variant approach to the current business model. At this time we are potentially considering the possibility of maybe shifting to 100% domestic manufacturation. Entirely. By domestic I do mean North America. By manufacturing I do mean in-house or locally sourced. This is nothing new. ...
diSSent Mk.iv production is roaring forth. 05/02/10 00:18 EST diSSent AL production began in TW. 01/29/10 14:10 EST diSSent ALC production began in BC. Mr THE Lepper. Your dropouts , like yourself before you, are a multination sensual sensation. More specifictually. That is the Mk.iv before the Mk.iii even hits a shore near you. If you were anticipating delivery of a Mk.iii diSSent (AL). Stop. Here at Corporate Psycles, we allow ...
So much be new.
So much to follow.
So much for thoughtful content. Or being content.
Akin to incontinent.
It would stand to MY omnipotent reason that, in the abscess of appropriate inventory levels, a fully integrated social security network would continue to effect the kind of ghetto marketing mass appeal that has propelled The Great and Powerful Misfit Psycles Empire into the forefront of cycledum to begin with.
Spotted at LAX. Amuck other things, a large wheel-chaired and bound woman wearing an authentic subway map graphic hoodie. Complete with faux fur liner. Attempts to photograph were thwarted by a nasty bright beam that was continually emitted from the cell-cam. We Lowry is able to provide authentication as he endured the play by play. The JOYRIDE 150 map is now mostly complete. Not totally. Algo pierde. It's better then the ...