About that Time

Been a little while and long time in between things that (I felt) needed to be said. Obviously, that hasn't stopped things from happening, nor has it stopped opinions against those things from being concluded. It's simply that the resultant bi-product (faux intellectual pseudo hostility) wasn't worth the effort (necessary) to spout it at you. At this time I should and could possibly just get on with it (some of ...

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About that times

If you read on and through the entirety of the Influencer Initiative you well and likely know what the program is not. With some luck and a little good fortune, some of you know what the program is. Further on still, a few may even be interested. And know now, that would validate me greatly. How do I apply? So as to not seem to favour those 'influencers' of one ...

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The Truth is in Numbers

The great LIESNSHITE THEN LEFT FOR DEAD is no more. Try as I might. I can't quit you. So. That's that. The nearly undone WALZ CAP PROJECT is mostly entering completion. Coming, as it might, together. So. That's that. The TRANSSYLVANIAN TRAINING AVOIDANCE initiative is still being initiated. So. That's that. Anything else?

Super Saturated Satiation

In the case you haven't noticed...MISFITPSYCLES has been undergoing a stagnation of sorts...some wouldn't have had it any other way. Present company included. The blog, LIESNSHITE, has been all but ignored in favour of the lesser arduous medias sorts of FACEBOOK and TWITTER. The reasons are many. Each and all of them financial. And they too shall pass. Intentions have been refocused, resources reallocated and improvements should be ...

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Writing a few Wrongs

No thanks being to a few and all of one too many things, much of my thing (the personal thing), is essentially and effectively amuck. Sometimes. Following numerous (albeit impractical and biased) reviews I have concluded that much of the most is all and well within (thus entirely out of) my control. So. In the ongoing interest of sustenance and (pseudo-personal-professional) satisfaction, I find myself exploring opportunities. Some improve. Some ...

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Leaded Gas and Word Trickery

A mere two things worthy of note on this very hot day. Three if you count the fact that sales at PSYCLESTORE are down 0.75% month over month. If this dive is not corrected severe alterations and adjustments will be considered. Heads will roll. One. I don't have tight jeans, witty tattoos, I dislike my moustache face and horizontal stripes make men look stupid. In compensation for these and other inadequacies, ...

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That’ll Do Pig

With lesser time than patience we (being the royal I) are going to call the latest epic instalment in the "WordPress AutoUpgrade vs Misfit Psycles Curiosity vs WordPress Version vs Plugins vs Themes battle du jour" - Good Enough. And by Good Enough I really do mean meh with a capital whatever. I'm not entirely please with the (new) layout. Possibly because it's different. I'm not entirely pleased with the ...

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Konichiwa Bitches!

RANDOM CHUNKS: A utopian ulterior uber insight into the life and times of the Misfit Psycles Empire has been ejected from our box to yours... In the interest of retaining the veritable insider'ish appeal, I will not be further revealing the specific contents of same. If you ARE listed and did not of yet see it, check see your SPAZ box. Evidently there are powers amidst and amongst the internet ...

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Silence is Golden

For reasons soon to be know, updates have been few and far this past week. Sorry about that. And sorry for that. That is, sorry for most pompously apologizing under the assumption that these updates are something missed in the least. In the interim and for future use, items and updates continue to spew forth from PSYCLELABS. While he has since written, in (his) second last'est edition, Thomas used the ...

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Stay Tuned

Rather than pay bills, I hereby do decree today to be the first inaugural: "Find a NEW WordPress theme, a good, infinitely customizable, totally unique, super stable theme that screams 'HOLY SHIT MAN LIESNSHITE IS FUCKING AWESOME, SO AWESOME I DON'T ACTUALLY NEED TO READ THE CONTENT' and it has to be FREE day" So. If you are reading this...things are going well...excuse the mess. If you are ...

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Breck Epic: Stage 1

The how and what that are Breck Epic Stage 1 may or not make the pages of LIESNSHITE. As it turns out, Mike McCormack may or may not have whored my thoughts out to BIKEMAG. Of course I am incapable of 'professional' grade thoughts. Altering point of perspective is not an option. So. In the event that the bile I spew forth to BIKE isn't...appropriate...I will cut and paste ...

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Bike Rumour MEDIA CUP

Just dropped and official. Not the event. Our participation. BIKE RUMO(u)R Media Cup. FACT:  Inclusion was offered to the more popular and influential media types attending the BRECK EPIC. FACT:  When that list quickly ran out those same media-moguls determined they needed someone to beat. FACT:  LIESNSHITE is widely considered neither popular nor influential*. *We consider our exclusion from ALL lists to be our single greatest acknowledgement. FACT:  ...

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It’s so big and other facts.

As a person that has dedicated the more superficial aspects of existence to perpetually pursuing presentation on the cutting edge of haute, I know hot. Like all progressives, sometimes, I know hot while it is still entirely cold. Such avant pursuits require a enhanced instance of consideration, else-wise they may be seen as missteps, oddities or perversions. Proclivity is an expensive, thankless bitch. In December LIESNSHITE carefully collected "The ULTIMATE ...

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I Hate You

Among other reasons, I hate you because of the offseason. Realistically speaking, the best one can hope for (during the offseason) is to impede a complete erosion of fitness. Many cyclists, too many cyclists, relish the affirmation that their season 'knows no end'. They declare with a heaping helping of superiority that, for them, 'cycling is a lifestyle'. These cyclists are duct taped grocery bag sock wearing idiots*. *And jerks. ...

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A Tangle Web

So much be new. So much to follow. So much for thoughtful content.  Or being content. Akin to incontinent. It would stand to MY omnipotent reason that, in the abscess of appropriate inventory levels, a fully integrated social security network would continue to effect the kind of ghetto marketing mass appeal that has propelled The Great and Powerful Misfit Psycles Empire into the forefront of cycledum to begin with.

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