Post Mo Bills

Perhaps you can be seeing the pattern forming...from NOW until Monday June 10 @ 23:59 EST all Misfit Psycles Posters and Prints are being made available to YOU for totally HALF (or 50%) LESS. Coupon Code: STICKIT Certainly and with some certainty this should be something that appeals to you and yours. Meat Dicky Dillen Throw Out print and many many more for some 50% LESS that full price. Coupon Code: STICKIT In some ...

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Listen to the Voices

Assume for a moment that we all hear 'voices'. Assume again that those 'voices' are merely an internal manifestation of the contrasting extremes of our individual subconscious. Assume furthermore that, for the most part, these 'voices' are balanced in accordance with our (individual) perception of right and wrong, good and bad. And then, let us assume some more. Let us assume that generally and for the most part, that it ...

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About that Time

Been a little while and long time in between things that (I felt) needed to be said. Obviously, that hasn't stopped things from happening, nor has it stopped opinions against those things from being concluded. It's simply that the resultant bi-product (faux intellectual pseudo hostility) wasn't worth the effort (necessary) to spout it at you. At this time I should and could possibly just get on with it (some of ...

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Have Your People Call My People

After much adieu (which is French for nothing in this case), letters of note have been sent to the finalists in the Misfit Psycles Influencer Initiative. Each applicant considered should have received an email with instructions for their personal discount code and some other rambling garbage I had on my mind at the time. What was NOT stated in the email was that I have yet to turn off the ...

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It’s Not About the Bike. It’s the Fucking Bikers.

On some day, some days ago, I pledged unto myself that I would ride all of the three weekend days. Friday, Saturday, Sunday. I can hear the collective rumble...so fucking what...but on this you'll have to understand, it's more than that. Winter, as I may have mentioned, is not cooperating. Winter, is still here...and while winter is normally only a vile ugly shit of a pimple in ...

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Winter Can Fuck Off

There are only three things more annoying than winter(s) in Southern Ontario*. People that enjoy winter. Fat Bikers talking about Fat Bikes. People complaining about winter during winter. Contrary to meteorological opinion, it is no longer winter. I have budgeted for an ultra-endurance weekend. That is, riding all and both Saturday and Sunday. Unless it snows. * Some of you (probably and most likely NOT residing in Southern Ontario) might ...

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Cover Me

In an (n)ever going attempt to keep the neon lights alit, Misfit Psycles is pleased to announce product and promotional expansion: Ghetto Cozies: BUY NOW. Genuine, custom, disposable, one-of-any-kind beer and spirit (or other barbiturate) concealers. Available exclusively at www.psyclestore.com, each and every Ghetto Cozy is hand drawn by hand exclusively for profit and self amusement (not entirely in that order). Promotional cozies of other sorts are ...

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ALC-B diSSent Frame Sale

How's about this... NEW diSSent ALC-B frames, 650$ plus shipping. In-stock (that is sizes and colours) ONLY. Sorry folks, discount does NOT apply to NEW diSSent ALC (chain only) frames. That works out to 225 off SRP. Dealer? Appropriate dealer discounts available to match...but you have to email your orders...still...because... BUY NOW: http://goo.gl/T1h7l

The Breck Epic is going to be Huge

If you happen to follow FacePsycles, you've probably and already seen a super-self-indulgent poster project that I intend to be forcing on this years BreckEpic. So, and this is just a biased insistance, register already. Furthermore. If I was to do a poster for TRANS-SYLVANIA as well, something undead and booby maybe, I could possibly afford to go there as well. Perhaps (any)SOMEONE ought suggest that to Mr Kuhn ...

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It All Makes for an Imperfect Sense

I hate winter. I really really fucking hate winter. Not in the seasonal sense. I know that I love winter in California. I am not wintering in California. Obviously such an impotent and irrational hatred cannot go unfocused. It must, else consume on the hater, manifest itself onto something. Anything. Idealistically a someanything deemed to represent the commercial embodiment (therefore validation and acceptance) of winter as I hate it. Fat ...

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The Danzig Made Me Do It

For some 40 (2) even years I've fought with most anyone and everyone that would reciprocate, yelled and shaken my fists at those that would not. In the dark light of my best intentions, nary a perceived injustice would ever be too small not to confront. If I don't, who will? This is a justification. An admission. An excuse. And I've come to realize, it's bloody tiring. Despite this admission, I won't ...

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Bout that time eh chaps?

The Corporate Psycles (home) page is in need of some 2013. The new site WILL be: RESPONSIVE - web 2.whatever, mobile, an app even, maybe. BLACK - black with black accents and black highlights. MINE - hand drawn textures and images where possible*. * I am aware that CANVAS isn't THAT, but if this is in fact the future, maybe it SHOULD be. The new site will NOT be: SEO - it ...

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If’s And’s and other Shit

Facefuck has been a buzz with a few ideas...at least until they themselves drop off the fold or I need to drop monies into the Facewhore attention meter. To summarize, these are some considerations (and by no means actual alterations) to be considering: Tapered Head Tube Internal - cups pressed into head-tube. More (and growing) headset options. Quickly becoming 'standard'. Modification to current frame design. Integrated - (essentially) bearings ...

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That is That. So There.

Despite mine best distractions, the caps, all the ones (pre) ordered, have shipped. This there is all that remains*; On the left, Small/Medium. On the right, Large/Extra Large. * Budgetary constraints may not allow for another tri-colour order of this size, this season...subsequent order(s) may be limited to single colour/single art...TBD. Not (Yet) Too Late. In other snooze, it would seem that riders and would ...

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Hats Off

Arrived they have. At some great expense and no less. So very of many... ...and quite the few. Some of they be Dark Grey* and Grey**. A few and the same are Grey** and Orange***. The rest that's left are Orange*** and Dark Grey*. * Dark Grey. It mostly is. What it really is is just NOT black and that's just the way it was ordered (90% black). ** Grey. It totally is. ...

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