Calling All Influencers

In the past and always never, sponsorship deals have simply not worked* for Misfit Psycles. *Not Worked - perhaps in a traditional (brand recognition) sense, but never in a clearly quantifiable (sales) sense.  On occasion, it was because we selected the wrong candidate*, probably because they asked us to and we hoped somehow someway something might stick. *Wrong Candidate - no fault of their own, any racer, rider or person ...

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Momentum Building

The Breck Epic is less than a ways away. Riding, to some extent, has been done. And it's worthy of note as well, I've enjoyed it. Immensely. Finally. Effectively, however, what's done is done. As it pertains to preparation. For me, travel takes over come this July. So, what's left (pre-Epic) will and shall be considered TAPER*. * Look it up, all the pro's do it. It shall be a great ...

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24 and Counting

Last minute preparations near one of two terminations. Completion. Complete abandonment. From the completed files. Anti-Prizes have been purchased and are now fully allocated. Some new, some olde categories: ANTI-WINNER.  The person who most and best exemplifies anything and everything losers hate about winners. ANTI-LOSER.  This person clearly is mostly and totally oblivious to the fact that the Anti-Race is/does/has ever in fact happen(ed). LAPDOG CALLOUT.  A ...

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Things to Do Before Lunch

This one time. Someone wearing a shirt, waggling a finger in front of an intentionally stern face, declared; "They have breakfast in the morning too" Today. The alarm went off. Wailing. At 06:45. I didn't particularly believe it. Not the alarm. I had set the alarm. It's intrusion was intentional. I didn't believe that morning could in fact offer a one of the benefits of ANYTHING thereafter. The morning. More importantly, ...

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Ship Shape

Broke and broken is not the place for me. I've tried both, together, individually, individually together. I've done this on occasion as well as on numerous occasions. Like failure and amphetamines, these are experiences every soul should sample. Only then, face down in your proverbial ditch, might you fully understand. Neither offers the romance and freedom we are entitled to assume in the complacency that causes them. That was my ...

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