Maybe you’ll be in attendance. Maybe you suck.
This contest* is open to both and all.
Simply answer the following question, correctly, without being wrong;
How many bottles of Jager will be consumed during Anti-Race 2013?
Obviously, without knowing the specifics of attendance and weather this contest will be not entirely unlike guessing the number of Skittles in a jar of indeterminate size.
For the purposes of my concern, so?
If you’ve attended Anti-Race in the past, you’ve got a good idea, usually as many as we bring.
The person most correctest in their guess (over gets preference to under in true Anti-Fashion) will win the Walz-Psycle-Cap of their choice.
Everyone else a coupon for all the fucks I can muster.
* To the inevitable smart ass that says; “…but to be an Anti-Race contest it should be an Anti-contest meaning the best answer should be the worst answer”.
Le Fuck off.
So looking forward to Saturday…there’ll even be Americans to look at!