For ages you’ve been trying to tell the world, screaming from your locked closet and over the voices of the big people…
World are you there world? It’s me world, and world, I KNOW SOME SHIT!
Since the holidays I’ve carefully reviewed TWO seasons of MadMen.
I’m pretty confident right now that I know what I’m doing when it comes to what I’m doing.
My problem is less that and more focusing on what I should be doing.
At Misfit Psycles we want your opinion.
We want to hear about this shit you claim to know about.
Of course, we also recognize that if you really knew some good shit you wouldn’t go and give it away for free to any olde shit that doesn’t know it.
So we’ll take what you’re offering and decide from there.
You KNOW Misfit Psycles.
Not biblically. For all intents and purposes you KNOW the BRAND, what there is, why it’s there and what to do with it should you choose to aquire it…
WHEN YOU ARE PREPARING TO PURCHASE A PRODUCT.
You don’t KNOW Misfit Psycles.
Who is anyone to judge, you’ve been incarcerated or forced to get your cycling news from Mountain Bike Action. One fine day you’re walking the floor of your local shop, perhaps with intent, maybe not.
YOU ARE LOOKING, REVIEWING, CONSIDERING THE PRODUCTS ON DISPLAY.
The stuffed shirts at Corporate Psycles have pretty much (already) said fuck opinion.
Let us say, for a moment, that they have pretty much already determined to go stuffing some sort of grande glossy shit into each and every (this or that) leaving the building.
GIVEN A CHOICE OF IMPOSED PROMOTIONAL CRAPPINGS.
While we thank you for your time we regret to inform you that compensation for participation is not currently available.
One lucky opinionator will receive a FREE VINTAGE 2009 DEATH DISK!
The rest of you will receive this SUPER MEGA BONUS POLL at absolutely NO CHARGE or OBLIGATION!
We are that kind of company.
Because we can be.