Things Overheard at a Starbucks Date

He’s really into the beach boys.
Well. That’s certainly an interest.

I went to university a few times. The I decided I wanted to study social justice.
I suppose that’s more interesting than general arts. Did you actually attend university for that?

You are in a band, what’s your band like?
I’m not in a band.
Sorry I thought you were in a band.
I was.
Oh.
I broke it up, it was my band. They didn’t kick me out.

I like to travel. I’ve travelled a lot.
That’s great, I like to travel, where do you like to go?
Windsor. Windsor is cool. One time I was there it rained so hard I couldn’t see like 3′ in front of me.