Things to Do Before Lunch

This one time.
Someone wearing a shirt, waggling a finger in front of an intentionally stern face, declared;

“They have breakfast in the morning too”

Today.
The alarm went off.
Wailing.
At 06:45.

I didn’t particularly believe it.
Not the alarm.
I had set the alarm.
It’s intrusion was intentional.
I didn’t believe that morning could in fact offer a one of the benefits of ANYTHING thereafter.
The morning.

More importantly, I didn’t see any reason to find the fuck out.

There was breakfast.
There was also more DARK and a lot more COLD.
The thought that a self produced commodity such as breakfast could be a motivator to participate in ANYTHING as ridiculous as MORNING…was…not worth getting up to validate.

Also true, people wearing shirts will get excited about most anything.

Speaking of winners.

The Rate Misfit Psycles and Psycle Store to win contest closed Friday last.

There were many more (entrants, winners) than my ego’s wallet had anticipated.

That said.

If you STILL subscribe to the NEWSLETTER, then you not only know WHO won the (now siamese) Grande Champion Prize(s) of 50$/ea…but…also who won the TWENTY THREE particpant-type Non-Champion Prize(s) of 25$/ea.

675$ of FREEDOM offered unto the masses.
Misfit Philanthropists. 

You also know that there is FREE SHIPPING at PSYCLESTORE on (applicable) orders of 351 or more.  ENDS Friday October 21 at 23:59:59.

Good Tuesday.