Bike Rumor kindly confirmed the validity of an email I received earlier in the day from NINER BIKES.

I looked at the pictures.
Skimmed for text.
Full (news) letter Here (it’s a long one).

The new SIR 9 caught most of (their) headlines;

  • Oversized head tube; allowing for new headset options and tapered forks.
  • Modified Reynolds down tube; increasing fork clearance and decreasing stresses at that new head tube.
  • Addition of a thru (m)axle dropout.
  • Revised brake bosses; direct, chain stay, post mount.
  • They (intentionally) refer to themselves as NINERDS.
  • The Bio-Centric EBB has been updated; two screws share the load reducing the potential for unintentional rotation (not stated).
  • Red is now, TAMALE.

I absorbed it.
In truth, probably only the first page.
But what I did, had an impact.
It made me feel a little nostalgic.

Not about the baser joys of cycling or the bikes of my youth or the triviality of re-re-designing a flawed component instead of shitcanning it or that simpler time when the colour red was just the colour red and not an excuse to write a newsletter or whore up to multinational criminals

I thought on Taipei Cycle 2011, the estimations and predictions I subsequently rejected in favour of (continued) universality…

  • integrated headsets
  • tapered forks
  • press-fit bottom brackets
  • hydro-formed tubes

I thought on the diSSent FE, the times and monies spent…

  • true north
  • true temper
  • columbus
  • reynolds

That’s when things took a turn.
A little became a lot.

And I decided that I hate.  HATE HATE HATE nostalgia.

Nostalgia is like a history text, in your mind.
But.
Instead of boring white guys and a bunch of dates, it’s all shit that happened to you (a long time ago) remembered through a thick fog of tears and humiliation.

Particularly the kind of nostalgia that stems from the distorted memories of a serial fabricationist.
Such as myself.

It is unpossible for me to consider (thereby appreciate) the ACTUAL decisions I made within the context of the ACTUAL time I made them.

So.

Sometimes, when I read something like the SIR9 article, it’s hard not to be overwhelmed by a desire to reconsider previous considerations;

Was it a mistake to intentionally IGNORE the (industry’s) latest (arguably superior) in the assumption that a a diSSent isn’t the majorities PRIMARY purchase, that they want to do so on the CHEAP…

Was it a mistake to intentionally PURSUE a project while your gut screamed RUN AWAY simply because the (vocal) majority says they MIGHT buy it…

Unwilling to assume ownership or any definitive alteration of either, I simply went about my day.

Sharpening box cutters, measuring rolls of packing tape and reviewing quotes for 3D machining.

dissent post mount disc brake slider

Now.

Like that.

I’m over it.

Fat ladies and all.

Comments
  • Stone

    I love my fe!

    Ride on!

  • big ring

    So jealous.

    Yahoooo! So this means that there will be a resurgence of the Fe?!?!???? I loved my Fe . . . such happy times (cue the wavy wash effect to signify I am remembering happier times) . . .

    You could always re-invent the colour black for the diSSent: Ebony. atramentous, brunet, charcoal, clouded, coal, dingy, dusky, ebon, ebony, inklike, jet, livid, melanoid, murky, obsidian, onyx, piceous, pitch, pitch-dark, raven, sable, shadowy, slate, sloe, somber, sombre, sooty, starless, stygian, swart, swarthy inky, clouded, blank, dark, burnt, writien

    . . . and produce a five page newsletter saying such. You’re such a pussy.

    Oh, I have money for you, I just don’t have it yet.

  • Greg

    I still love my fe.. Racing the hell out of it.. Will be doing the butte 100 on it this year with a terra freeking logic fox 80 mm… The only problem has been that I can’t kill it so I never need something new!

  • Mike Z.

    I’d buy an Fe frame. I won’t buy Al.

  • Peter

    authorities have been dispatched to collect payment.
    not the crooked blue shirt kind either.
    authorities with even lesser authority than morals.

    they’ve been directed to confiscate your kraft dinner stocks if cash is not readily visible.

  • Peter

    i tried to reply.
    i went to mtbr and read about wheel size options for XC racing the pump track instead.

  • Lee

    There isn’t a thing wrong with the dissent.ride a niner, and you ride with Bush. Full stop.

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