Welcome Friends of Dicky

Previous charitable efforts towards TEAM DICKY have failed to substantially (and monetarily) benefit Corporate Psycles.

We attempted to Feed the Dicky.

This was a Waste Management initiative and it was quickly marred by shitty accents and concrete Sidi’s.

We attempted to Uncorporate Euro-Dicky.

Basically.  Fuck France.

We attempted the Ribbon BeCause.

Slow initial sales were a minor concern when compared to the ribbon’s eventual adoption and subsequent exploitation by SftPoCtP (obviously this is the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Penises).

There was even the Fan Club.

There was nothing remotely enticing or marketable about BeFriending Devilock Dicky.

We shall now attempt the greatest challenge of our generation.  Operation Obliterate Shorties.

This.  Our latest and greatest initiative is something near an dear to BOTH those afflicted with the terrible debilitating illness AND those normal folks straddled with their unsightly burden.

Until August 13, ONE DOLLAR FROM EVERY ORDER WILL GO TO FIND A CURE FOR SHORTNESS*.
*Failing a cure, the dollars collected will be allocated towards extermination.  Or at least sterilization.

So all you FANS OF TEAM DICKY, BUY from PSYCLESTORE today and SUPPORT those every one of us that is forced to retrieve items from shelves and lift heavy objects because of their inferiority!